Friday, 10 July 2015

Milking at Mrs T's house

Making Milk…


This might not be one for the boys, but it is too amusing not to share….

Less than 24 hours after Lily was born, midwives told me it was time to start expressing for Lily. I wondered how this would happen without having our little baby girl actually there. The body does amazing things though, and with a change in hormones I am now a milking machine. Not always a very reliable one, I have had mixed success in the last week, none the less, there is milk!

I think this part of the baby making journey has been nearly the most eventful, (more so than the birth and manual removal of the placenta). Initially a midwife brought to me a tiny little syringe, squeezed (really hard) and caught the tiny drops that came out those first few days. I was keen to learn this skill myself to avoid further squeezing from the midwife; so squeeze into the syringe I did for the next couple of days, until I was introduced to the expressing machine. A quick education on to how to express using the pump, and more milk! Third day in on the milk making for Lily, and I woke up feeling like some kind of barbie doll…the most rock hard lumps attached to the front of my chest I had ever felt. Besides the fact there was no bra I owned that would now fit, they were so sore! (Apparently this is when the milk is coming in…) They didn’t even look like mine, and I wondered if they would ever return to some kind of normal.

Expressing away in my hospital room as shown by my midwife (one of the really nice ones…called Robyn funnily enough) the lactation consultant arrived out of nowhere, and exclaimed that they looked terrible, and needed to be fixed…enter the help of Mr T…poor Mr T!

Lactation nurse on one, Mr T on the other, she had him massaging and squeezing to remove lumps and bumps, collecting heat packs and hot flannels. She had me worried enough to think they were about to explode off the front of my chest, or rot and die or something. This lady was extreme, way over the top and created more angst than necessary. I’ve avoided her since nearly completely and told her on one occasion that “everything was fine”, “thanks for asking”. Secretly I was really thinking back away from my chest, do not touch!!! This was pretty much it for Mr T, an amazing man by anyone’s standards, but after 5 long weeks…I nearly saw the cracks appearing that afternoon and an imminent lid flipping was near.

After crazy nurse left the room, we decided he would not need to do that…ever…ever again!

Now we are home, I have started to sort out a routine, but expressing every 2-3 hours, plus twice overnight means life is ruled by the pump. You have to mimic the feeding of the actual baby in order to keep the milk coming…so instead of Lily, I am attached to the machine permanently instead. Snuggled up cosy and tightly in bed while visions of pumping dance in my head…

All this of course is for Lily, and is about the best way I can be of help to her at the moment, and makes me feel like a real Mummy. They feed her 1ml of milk every four hours, which she is tolerating well. Breast milk contains natural antibodies and good stuff to help her along. It can help her develop better, protect her from infections and reduce her stress. Somehow the body knows that the baby has come early and makes slightly different milk to that of a full term Mum.

Three hours since the last ‘pump’ time for some more milk action….bottoms up, cheers Lily!


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